I have two pet monkeys… I mean little boys. I’m Amy Farrand’s biggest fan. I crochet with yarn and wire. I have a boring desk job. I recently moved out of my parents’ house for the seventh time. I hope one day to start my own burlesque act. I would lose my mind without music. I think I could write a great sex advice column. I was raised by ex-hippie, ex-Catholic, polyamorous Witches. I like to bake.